Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally Habanero 5oz Hot Sauce: Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would steal the wooden leg from a handicapped person. So it was no surprise when someone slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees andwith a tear in his eye shouted, Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally!!