I Know Jack Schitt
Schitt Happens Hot Sauce
So You Don't Know Jack Schitt?
He’s the only son of Awe Schitt, The fertilizer magnate, Married
Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack
Schitt married Noe Schitt. They Produced six children. Holy
Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. next came
twin boys, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Two daughters Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married
Lotta Schitt, they had a son Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt Happens children are
Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married
a Spicy Number, Pisa Schitt, and They are awaiting the arrival of
Baby Schitt!
Now You Know Jack Schitt!
Code: JSHS
Size: 5 FL. OZ
Heat Rating: 7
Ingredients: Straight from the Schitt Farm, Habaneros, Carrots, Onions, Distilled Vinegar, Garlic, Lime Juice and Salt
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