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Tahiti Joe's Kumawanakilya Hot Sauce 5oz: When Tahiti Joe's Hot Sauces
got into the hot sauce biz, his Makua Kane (Father), Tahiti's Hot
Sauces Sr., said Keiki Kane (son), if you want to make it in the hot
sauce biz, you have to Puhi (burn) the competition. With that in mind
(what's left of it), Tahiti's Hot Sauces went off to the islands to
ravage the Killer Habanero Patch. In taking no chances of the Killer
Habaneros and their painful resins, Tahiti's Hot Sauces puts on a mask,
surgical gloves, and two x-large condoms, (have to protect the jewels
you know). Tahiti's Hot Sauces sneaks in at broad day light and it
became an instant WAR. The Killer Habaneros put up a great fight, but
no match for the Kahuna of Hot Sauces. He escapes on his getaway
outrigger being belted by crushed tomatoes (get the connection?),
that's how tomatoes got into the sauce. So the next time you get orange
crushed by Brentiki the Crush Meister, Kumawanakilya will take the pain
away for good! P.S. If Kumawanakilya doesn't get you in the beginning,
it will get you in THE END! P.S.S. Banned by all Proctologists.
Code: 1978
Size:
5 FL.OZ.
Heat Rating:
9
Ingredients:
Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Crushed Tomatoes, Key lime
Juice, Clam Juice, Honey, Worcestershire, Carrots, Fresh Garlic in
Water, Fresh onions, Ginger, Cilantro, Spices, and Tic Gum.
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